Blunt Lancet Song Lyrics Leaked

Blunt Lancet, the popular 90’s rock group who, according to the higher ups in their organization are working on a new Christmas album, appear to be the latest group to be hit by a leak.

BetesLeaks, a website hell bent on making all things Betes available to the world free of charge, has obtained and made public the lyrics to Blunt Lancet’s much anticipated Christmas song, “The Twelve Days of Betes”.

MDH News entertainment reporter Little G spoke with Blunt Lancet drummer and representative Kim “Pancreas”, who said the group has mixed feelings about the leak.

“We had talked about making the song lyrics available to the public ahead of the album’s release as a way to show our fans that we really were working on new material, but we hadn’t finalized those plans.  We wanted to do things on our own terms.  Now we won’t get that chance.”

MDH News has learned that Blunt Lancet had been working with several consultants on the upcoming project, and that it was one of the consultants who stole the lyrics and made them available to BetesLeaks.

Kim “Pancreas” told Little G that the group had learned a hard lesson about who they can trust.

“With a company name like Dewey, Fuck’em & Howe, we should have known that firm would cause us trouble.”

Blunt Lancet has since made the song lyrics for “The Twelve Days of Betes” available on their website, and have granted MDH News permission to reprint them.

TMP News contributed to this story.
The Twelve Days of Betes

On the first day of Betes my doctor gave to me
The results from my first A1C.

On the second day of Betes my doctor gave to me
Two old brochures and
The results from my first A1C.

On the third day of Betes my doctor gave to me
Three rusty lancets
Two old brochures and
The results from my first A1C.

On the fourth day of Betes my doctor gave to me
Four insulin vials
Three rusty lancets
Two old brochures and
The results from my first A1C.

On the fifth day of Betes my doctor gave to me
Five loads of Bullshit!
Four insulin vials
Three rusty lancets
Two old brochures and
The results from my first A1C.

On the sixth day of Betes my doctor gave to me
Six bills for paying
Five loads of Bullshit!
Four insulin vials
Three rusty lancets
Two old brochures and
The results from my first A1C.

On the seventh day of Betes my doctor gave to me
Seven ways of cheating
Six bills for paying
Five loads of Bullshit!
Four insulin vials
Three rusty lancets
Two old brochures and
The results from my first A1C.

On the eighth day of Betes my doctor gave to me
Eight goals for meeting
Seven ways of cheating
Six bills for paying
Five loads of Bullshit!
Four insulin vials
Three rusty lancets
Two old brochures and
The results from my first A1C.

On the nineth day of Betes my doctor gave to me
Nine pumpers pumping
Eight goals for meeting
Seven ways of cheating
Six bills for paying
Five loads of Bullshit!
Four insulin vials
Three rusty lancets
Two old brochures and
The results from my first A1C.

On the tenth day of Betes my doctor gave to me
Ten fingers bleeding
Nine pumpers pumping
Eight goals for meeting
Seven ways of cheating
Six bills for paying
Five loads of Bullshit!
Four insulin vials
Three rusty lancets
Two old brochures and
The results from my first A1C.

On the eleventh day of Betes my doctor gave to me
Eleven lancers lancing
Ten fingers bleeding
Nine pumpers pumping
Eight goals for meeting
Seven ways of cheating
Six bills for paying
Five loads of Bullshit!
Four insulin vials
Three rusty lancets
Two old brochures and
The results from my first A1C.

On the twelfth day of Betes my doctor gave to me
Twelve Dexcoms beeping
Eleven lancers lancing
Ten fingers bleeding
Nine pumpers pumping
Eight goals for meeting
Seven ways of cheating
Six bills for paying
Five loads of Bullshit!
Four insulin vials
Three rusty lancets
Two old brochures and
The results from my first A1C.